Who Moved My Soap? : The CEO's Guide to Surviving in Prison
by:
Borowitz, Andy
Publisher:
Simon and Schuster
Published:June 6, 2003
ISBN:0743251423
Format:Paperback
Pages:96
Description:
From Publishers Weekly
New Yorker and NPR humorist Borowitz, author of the stock-market populism spoof The Trillionaire Next Door, sends up both corporate criminals and business literature in this rather funny book. With tongue firmly in cheek,
Borowitz distills platitudes from countless business and leadership manuals and applies them to the context of the maximum security penitentiary. All the cliches are there: the leadership slogans (incarcerated CEO's should "be proactive" by starting
riots instead of waiting to be made the cellblock bitch); the relentless positive thinking ("you'll emerge from your time in the joint more productive, more innovative, and millions of dollars wealthier than you were on the day the prison guard first
checked you for lice"); the self-improvement schemas ("the Seven Habits of Highly Effective Prisoners"); the spurious soulfulness ("if being in prison is no longer about having fun, then what's the point?"); and the game theory buzz-concepts ("Win/Win"
strategies usually lose out in prison to "Win/Die" strategies). Borowitz gives a pitch-perfect rendition of the vacuities of some business books, but given a genre in which Leadership Secrets of Attila the Hun was a bestseller, his smart little book
hardly seems like a parody.
Copyright 2003 Reed Business Information, Inc.
Product Description:
Attention, CEOs:
Finally, a book you don't have to cook!
If you're a CEO who's just been caught, this is the book you won't want to
be caught without. Who Moved My Soap? The CEO's Guide to Surviving in Prison is loaded with helpful tips, including:
and#149; How to go from "bitch" to "boss" in one week or less
and#149; The Seven Habits of Highly Effective
Prisoners
and#149; Complete prison-slang/corporate-speak glossary
and#149; Prison cell feng shui
and#149; How to avoid getting back-stabbed -- literally
and#149; The Zagat guide to fine prison dining
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